Lyrics

Well, I’ve seen something I ain’t never seen before. It was a 3-legged dog and he was carrying the 4th. I saw him walking down the east side just strutting his stuff just to stay alive.

Well, It’s a crazy place.
Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

I was in the alley late last night when I was met with the strangest sight. I seen a homeless man with a toy gun to his head. He said I keep pullin’ the trigger but I ain’t seen Jesus yet.

It’s a crazy place.
Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Well, I went out the other night just to have some fun and see the party lights. I seen a bald headed man; he was dancing in a dress. He said, I’d be beautiful if I had hair and breasts.

It’s a crazy place.
Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Well I was out the other day when a toothless little lady she came my way. She was sucking on a hot dog without the bun. She gave me a toothless grin said you wanna have some fun.

It’s a crazy place.
Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.

Such a crazy place.
That I’m living.